our captain left the team
because he got a better offer and could not wait until we resolve our financial issues
I already compared Espoo Blues with sinking ship, so I continue that allegory
Espoo Blues is the sinking ship
who are the first ones to leave the ship?
who among the first ones left Espoo Blues?
here you go, Siim
have a new nickname: The Rat
suits your greedy personality much, is not it, The rat?
who leave the ship next?
Women and children
who left the team next?
our cap Kim Hirschovits
captain is the one, who suppose to leave the ship the last one or to sink with it
our former captain wears dresses now and applies make up like a girl
wanna know her (he is she now) new name?
Dear Kim, thanks for all you did in out team and I hope the new Kimberly who you turned into, will be perfectly fine in Kärpät
I have a perfect friend for you
he earns a lot of money now as well
you all know him
another CRAPtain, who left the team in the darkest times, you will be the best friends with your perfect team, perfect families and perfect future
only that we will always remember your betrayal
yesterday we played in CHL against Kärpät (Kimberly left THE DAY OF THE GAME)
for the first 10 minutes we were like blind kittens
lost without familiar faces
we end up with the 2:0 win
we played like hungry men
hungry for the win
and we beat the shit out of that Kärpät team
because our team is THE TEAM
rats run away from the ship
women left the team
good repair men joined the team
and even if we are going to lose every single game, the most important one we already won
the day our craptain left
I see how my men want to win
how they want to play
how they reacted to every goal
and I liked what I saw
we are the team
and we lost all the ballast
and we will do everything to rise up
Meet our new captain: Kalle Kaijomaa, young blood
our outstanding goaltender Kaapo Kähkönen (who looks like a killer, because he can kill your shots)
cutie pie of the team Roope Talaja (who for some reasons looked extremely sad last night, but that did not stop him playing good)
and my new favourite player Jari Sailio (aka The Perfect Beard, aka The Happy Man (he can easily kill with his smile)) who played like a god yesterday
Dear Espoo Blues
We believe in you
and we support you!