being lazy ass that I am I tried to buy chopped pistachios, so I won't need to do it myself
if to sum up all the time I spent looking for chopped pistachios, it would be much longer than chopping it myself
I did not find it
I wanted to try new recipe that I thought was basic shit
grapes hidden in the layer of goat and milk cheese (mixed with a drop of mayonnaise) covered in chopped pistachios
how can it be more simple?
first I spent an eternity taking off grape's seeds (note to people: buy SEEDLESS grape)
then I had a huge fight with my cat
because he smelled cheese and was trying to steal that while I was looking for a knife to chop those pistachios
cat obviously won
so I surrendered and gave him couple of spoons of mixed cheese
and then couple more
and then I told him "but you are already faaaat"
and then I spent 5 minutes apologizing to the cat, because "I did not mean thaaaat"
he is still ignoring me
but then again, he ignores everybody, unless he is hungry
anyways, I wanted to make 15 grapes
spent 30 minutes chopping pistachios
chopped a lot
was enough only for 4 grapes :)
so now I have 11 naked in cheese grapes and 4 fancy ready to eat ones
cooking is haaaaaaaaard