I read an article about one very old lady, who always answers to the question: How is it possible to live for so long? with the line "Every morning after waking up I am telling myself - Today is going to be the best day of my life!
of course I decided to try that out
WORST TWO DAYS OF THE MONTH I had :)))
the first day was Friday 13'th
yeah, just the right time to start a happy life
it was a decent day filled with dozens of little annoying things, that usually don't happen with me
if every little thing could had gone wrong - it indeed went
okay, I said to myself, maybe subconsciously I expected that day to be bad, because of the date
so I tried it once again the next morning
waking up being all that happy and positive
closer to the end of the day I was cursing like a sailor, because eeeeeeeeeeeeverything went wrong
and the amount of times that I dropped something was way beyond appropriate
but the bad day had to had an epic finale
and it had
I went buying some groceries and I took a pack of cola zero
not once that paper thing that connects the bottles were torn apart
it is a solid thing to grab the bottles and put it into you shopping basket
those bottles did not know yet, that I had The Best Day of My Life!
so when I was putting them into the basket that thing kinda broke
and the bottles fell to the floor
the bottles are plastic
the floor is not tiled, but pretty soft too
what bad could had happened!
I tell you what :)
double cola fountain!!!
the cork from the first bottle magically flew away and it started erupting
the second bottle with the help of some magical creatures got TWO LITTLE HOLES on the sides and started spinning and sprinkling its insides to every direction
the row was narrow
I had nowhere to escape so fast
I just stood there being watered like a plant :)
with cola zero
from two bottles
and that was the moment when I decided: not gonna try that The best day of my life method anymore